Sunday, December 26, 2010

Lethal Weapon, True Grit, Tremors.

It's Christmas time, or was, and with my family, that means Christmas movies. That of course includes classics like Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story, Scrooged, White Christmas, It's A Wonderful Life etc.

However, these last few years I've been trying to mix it up a little bit. Last year, we started a new tradition with an annual Christmas viewing of Die Hard, so this year I thought I would stay with that formula and watch Lethal Weapon.

Obviously, this movie rules. Mel is at his batshit crazy best, with a wonderfully nude introduction to Riggs, a grieving ex-special forces officer turned homicide detective. Seriously, Mel Gibson is insane and the character of Riggs in this first installment of the franchise was the perfect sign of what was to come.

Honestly though, Lethal Weapon is a truly great 80s action flick. Not only is the action tense and well executed, but the dramatic and comedic chemistry between Gibson and Danny Glover is incredibly appealing, easily reinvigorating the buddy cop genre of the time.

The sequels went on to get more ludicrous and hilarious with each installment, which isn't exactly a bad thing, but it is without a doubt that this first entry is easily the best.


Our annual Christmas trip to the theater this year was True Grit, a remake of the Oscar winning John Wayne classic, this time told through the eyes of the Coen Brothers.

It feels odd writing about True Grit at this point as it has already been praised by pretty much every one. I guess I'll just have to sound like a broken record, because this is great movie. The Western is my favorite genre of film, one which is becoming increasingly rare, but thankfully the Coens' are on a hot streak and have breathed new life into the genre.

Replacing John Wayne is The Dude himself, Jeff Bridges, who himself is on a bit of a hot streak ( some would argue it's a streak that has lasted his entire career). His take on Rooster Cogburn is at once hilarious and touching. He is a man with true grit, ready and willing to shoot a man down at a moments notice, while at the same time patient and understanding.

Matt Damon plays Labeouf, a Texas Ranger trailing the same man Cogburn and young Mattie Ross are after. Damon has a very tricky role here, his character, while upstanding and proud, is actually a bit of a creep, admitting to wanting to steal a kiss from 14 year old Ross and later giving her an actual spanking. Yet somehow, Damon brings out a thoughtfulness to him while also giving a very finely tuned comedic performance.

The real standout here, though, is Hailee Steinfeld as Mattie Ross, a teenage girl looking to hire a marshal to bring about justice to her father's killer. Steinfeld is simply a revelation, going head to head with big hollywood stars and coming out on top. People have said this is one of the best child performances of all time, and it's hard to argue. Steinfeld is the true star of the film, being in virtually every scene, and she handles it like a pro, and whats even more impressive, is that Bridges, Damon and the rest of the talented cast have no problem letting her take the spotlight.

True Grit is easily the best western in years, and should in time rank highly with the best of them all.


To conclude our Christmas day viewings, we put in Tremors. on BLU RAY.

This is a true gem of a movie. Monsters, horses, guns and Bacon. Kevin Bacon.

Kevin gives one of his classic performances here, and is joined by a more than willing Fred Ward. Both star as Val and Earl, two handy men in middle of nowhere Nevada or New Mexico or whatever who are always looking for a way to make a quick buck, and on the eve of their departure for bigger and better things, giant, blind, underground worms begin attacking the town.

That is the entire movie. Literally. And it is glorious.

Actually, what really makes this movie work is the cast. Aside from Bacon and Ward, you have Michael Gross and Reba McEntire as a gun loving married couple with enough armory to single handedly win WWIII, and Victor Wong ( of Big Trouble in Little China fame) as the local store owner hoping to cash in on the town's new discovery, and not to mention a slew of can't quite place them character actors who bring life to these people dealing with these giant, smelly worms.

Simply put, Tremors is Sweet.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Black Swan

About 20 mins into Black Swan I was beginning to think that maybe I had over-hyped it for myself. It wasn't terrible mind you, I just wasn't seeing what all the fuss was about.

Shame on me for rushing to judgment. This is one of the best and most intense movies I have seen all year.

Natalie Portman gives what is not only my personal favorite female performance of the year, but easily the best of her career. Her character Nina, is in a constant state of fear. She is defined by it. She fears her overbearing mother, her director, but most importantly she fears that she just isn't good enough.

Darren Aronofsky has basically made a movie that is pure psychological assault. He puts the audience in Portman's head, ensuring the we are just as frightened and confused about what is happening as she is, and once things start to really fall apart for Nina, Aronofsky turns the tension level up to 11 and doesn't let up until the very last frame of film. He literally does not let you catch your breath at all. In fact, as soon as the credits started to roll, half of the audience in the theater couldn't even get up, processing what they had just witnessed.

It's a bold move, to not give the audience that breathing room at the end of a film, and in the hands of anyone else, there probably would have been some sort of needless prologue, but thankfully Aronofsky is not that guy, and he has proven once again that he is one the absolute best working directors in the industry today.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Top Ten of 2010

I realize that this list is incredibly late, but it took me quite some time to catch up on many of films that came out during the last few weeks of the year, and even then, I wasn't able to see everything. So without further ado, here are my top ten movies of 2010.

10. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1- I was completely surprised at how much I liked this one. I have been a minor fan of the Potter films so far, with Prisoner of Azkaban being my previous favorite. They have definitely gotten better throughout the years, but none of them ever really wowed me. Hallows, however, really invested me not only in the world for the first time, but the characters. I believed the threat that Harry and friends were running from was real, which is probably the main thing that has kept me from loving previous entries. There is a real sense of dread here, a feeling that everything might not actually be OK, and I think it's that feeling that impressed me most. Not only is it hard to to have that feeling in any movie, but it's especially hard for a 7th movie in a 10 year old franchise to achieve it.

9. How to Train Your Dragon- This was another surprise for me last year. I had heard the hype, but still I was hesitant. I just didn't think any animated movie could come even close to Toy Story 3, and while this film isn't as wonderful as TS3, it came much closer than I thought it would. Dreamworks really stepped up their game not only in story and characters, but animation as well. If they can keep up this kind of quality, they might actually have a shot at being a legitimate rival to Pixar.

8. 127 Hours- Easily the most inspiring film I'd seen last year. James Franco is the whole show here, and he doesn't disappoint in the slightest. I'll admit I was quite nervous about seeing this one, specifically for "the" scene, something I think that has kept quite a few people from seeing it in theaters. Yes, I did almost pass out, but I didn't! I pushed through the cold sweat and couldn't be happier that I stayed strong and gave this a shot. I dare anyone to watch this and not feel inspired and grateful to be alive.

7. Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World- Joy. Pure Joy. That is the best way to describe Edgar Wright's adaptation of the comic series about Scott Pilgrim and his journey to battle his dream girl's seven evil ex's. I literally cannot stop smiling whenever I watch this. Chris Evans alone is worth the viewing, and he's in it no more than 5 minutes! If you were at all skeptical about watching it, wise up and see it. You will not be disappointed.

6. Kick-Ass- This was one of the few amazing theater experiences I've had since living in North Carolina, one that actually came close to the energy and fun an Alamo Drafthouse audience can bring to a viewing. Everyone in the theater was on board from the very first second to the very last, and it's hard to see why not. This is a ridiculously violent and hilarious film, and of course the absolutely insane Nicolas Cage doing an Adam West impression throughout. I just don't know what else you need to be able to enjoy a film.

5. The Fighter- Christian Bale. Mmmm. Even as a grossly thin junky, I still find myself attracted to the man. Also, he gives another amazing performance in a long list of amazing performances. Of course, there is also Mark Wahlberg, Melissa Leo and Amy Adams all giving top notch turns as a family who lives and breathes boxing. More so than the sports aspect though, it's the story of the family struggling to stay together that really gives the film it's emotional core. Thankfully, I don't pay attention to real life, as I prefer to watch movies, so I was completely surprised at the ending and got more than a little choked up seeing how their story ended.

4. The Social Network- I'm convinced that David Fincher can do anything. The fact that he was able to pull off a straight faced drama about Facebook says it all. Of course he is greatly assisted not only by a great script, but an almost perfectly cast ensemble. Jesse Eisenberg is the perfect ass hole. However, one of my favorite aspects of this movie is the score by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross. It really sneaks up on you and helps provide a very distant feeling between not only Eisenberg and the other characters in the film, but between the audience as well. Something which, for me at least, makes the story seem all the more tragic. Fantastic film making all around.

3. Black Swan- Just as 127 Hours was the most inspiring movie I saw in 2010, Black Swan was definitely the most intense. Natalie Portman stars as Nina, an aspiring ballerina finally getting her shot at a starring role in a new version of Swan Lake who is slowly losing her grip on reality as pressure from both herself and her peers becomes too much for her to handle. Darren Aronofsky has crafted a fascinating look into a fragile psyche on the verge of madness, and in doing so he takes the audience, and Portman, through the ringer, not giving either a moment to breath until the very end.

2. Toy Story 3- A near perfect ending to what might be the greatest trilogy ever made. Alternately heartbreaking and hilarious, Pixar once again proves why they are the king of the animation world right now. Not only are they not scared to allow kids to actually experience emotion instead of fart jokes, they actually have the balls to put all of the characters in a truly life threatening situation. Oh yea, I also cry like a baby every time I watch it.

1. Inception- What else can I say about this movie that hasn't already been said. It's just stupid good. I want Christopher Nolan to live forever so that he will never stop making movies.


So that's it. My personal favorite movies of 2010. Feel free to hate me.

Inception

I don't really feel the need to go too in depth about my love for Inception.

It is simply my favorite type of movie. A movie with an epic premise, amazing actors and an epic director behind it all.

Watching Inception now, is like watching Jurassic Park as a 7 year old. It just blows my fucking mind. The journey Christopher Nolan has created is so beautifully realized and so awesomely awesome that I just would not want to be your friend if you can't appreciate this movie is some way, shape or form.

That's all I have to say about that.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Serpico, Raging Bull

It's safe to say that I'm officially on a Pacino/De Niro binge. It started with The Deer Hunter, which led to Heat, which led to Serpico, which then led to Raging Bull.

I've seen more classic De Niro than I have Pacino, so I was particularly excited to finally check out Serpico.

It's almost shocking to see Pacino restrained these days, after gotten used to chewing scenery for the last two decades, but it's roles like Serpico that reminds us why he is an acting giant. His authentic and dedicated performance gives us an idea of what Serpico was really like, and in turn makes us care not only about the character but for the cause he is working so hard for.

Something I've noticed while talking about this film and also The Deer Hunter, is that when you actually talk about what the film is about and what they are trying to achieve is actually quite simple. For example, Serpico is about an honest cop trying to make a difference in the very corrupt system he works for. That's it. The Deer Hunter follows a group of smalltown friends and the affect the Vietnam War has on them. Sounds simple enough. Yet the combination of great acting and great direction turns these simple premises into something that can stand the test of time. It's a point I've touched on before, but the amount of care that went into making films like these is something that is so evidently missing in most of film making today, and it really makes me appreciate that period of time in the 70s and early 80s when true filmmakers were the ones running Hollywood.

Sorry for the tangent, back to business.

I had seen Raging Bull only once before, so I was going into this viewing with a fairly fresh perspective. I remembered most of the big story beats, but had forgotten a lot of the harsh relationships in the movie.

The work De Niro does here is the stuff of legend, and it is without a doubt one of the best performances of all time, but I have to admit I appreciated his work in the The Deer Hunter more. It's obviously a much more personal performance, and granted Raging Bull isn't exactly trying to get you to love Jake LaMotta, but with The Deer Hunter I was able to understand what his character had been through and why it made him act the way he did. Whereas in Raging Bull, he is simply, a dick.

Don't get me wrong, I love Raging Bull, and it absolutely deserves it's status as a classic film, it's just so fresh and exciting to finally see some of De Niro's quieter performances and to also finally realize why he is indeed a damn fine actor.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Heat

Heat is awesome.

I feel as though most people would agree with that statement.

I know that not everyone likes good movies, and I appreciate the fact that for a lot of people, some movies just aren't "for them", but I feel that Heat is one film that anyone can not only appreciate, but straight up love.

So I was extra excited when Katy had finally agreed to watch it for the first time, after years of me telling her it was "essential to her existence".

As I hit play, I was more than confident that after the movie ended, Katy would be thanking me for finally making her watch this obvious masterpiece, and even ask when we could watch it again.

As the credits rolled, I sarcastically asked, " Did you hate it?" Horribly, she answered, " No, it was good, but I think you over-hyped it a bit."

....



I wanted to throw up.

It's Heat. HEAT. How can you over-hype it?? Mann, Pacino, De Niro, Cops, Robbers. I mean come on!!

I was able to keep my cool at the moment, and continued to have a very practical conversation about her wrong opinion, but as the night went on I couldn't help but think that maybe it was true. Maybe I had, indeed, over-hyped Heat.

I was heartbroken. Not only did Katy not love it, but I was the one who prevented her from doing so. After that realization, my mind began to delve deeper. Maybe Heat is a little over-hyped. Maybe I love it more for nostalgia than actual quality. Along with Die Hard with a vengeance, Heat was one of the first movies that made me love movies. But that didn't make sense. I had done nothing but stress my attraction for all things Willis from the beginning of our relationship, and still, she liked that movie.

So what was it then? Did I over-hype Heat? Was it just not as good as I remembered? Or was Katy just plain wrong?

These were hard questions for me, and after a few hours of soul searching I was finally able to reach a logical conclusion. Heat is awesome. I mean, it's Heat. Heat is awesome. I'm simply stating what I know to be fact.

I still love Katy though, and I plan on continuing to make her watch movies she may or may not love for the rest of our natural lives.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

The Deer Hunter

This dvd arrived through Netflix at a very stressful moment in my life. I was really hating my job and about two months away from getting married, and needless to say I just wasn't in the mood for a 3 hour Vietnam drama.

I've since quit the job and have been happily married for 4 months. Even then, I had to pump myself up a full 24 hours in advance in order to watch this thing.

The films entire first hour is spent with a group of 6 factory workers working, hunting, giving each other shit and going to/being in their friends wedding. Basically, we get to know the characters. It sounds simple enough, but its so rare nowadays for a film to take such time and care to allow an audience to truly become connected to the people on screen.

For me, that was one of the main reasons why I was so moved by The Deer Hunter, and honestly, I can't remember the last time I was affected by a movie this much. In fact, it's difficult for me to put into words how I feel about it.

I think this also might be my favorite De Niro performace. In a scene where De Niro and his two friends are prisoners and being forced to play Russian Roulette by their captors, there's a moment where he becomes angry and actually pushes and slaps one of the guards. Without spoiling the entire scene, all I can say is that in that one moment, De Niro is so utterly real and believable its remarkable, and it proves why he is a screen legend.


I'm not sure I'll be able to watch The Deer Hunter again, although obviously not because I didn't like it. It is just a film so amazingly realized, with characters that I truly cared about, that I found it almost too hard to watch what they had to go through.

If you havn't seen it, please don't let what I say discourage you. While it is a difficult film, it's also an incredible and rewarding experience, one that i won't forget anytime soon. And for me, that's what watching movies is all about.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Superman II

Superman: The Movie is easily one of my favorite movies of all time. There is a sense of wonder and genuine movie magic happening that i cant help but smile throughout the entire thing.

I cant say that i love Superman II as much as the first, but i have always held a soft spot for it. Reeve is still the ideal Man of Steel, and there are quite a few heroic moments to be had. Specifically the scene where Zod and his crew have busted into The Daily Planet looking for The son of Jor-El only to find Lois Lane. The way the theme sneaks up on you and newspapers being blown away by Superman arriving always gives me goosebumps.

Also, Terrance Stamp is bad ass.

For those who don't know, the original films director, Richard Donner, was kicked off of production for the second one even though he had already filmed over half the movie. The studio brought in Richard Lester, who brought a bit more humor and fantasy to Superman, with mixed results.

As i said, I have a soft spot for the original version of Superman II, but there is a lot of stuff going on that really doesn't make sense.

Now, i know, its a superhero movie, and I'm all for suspension of disbelief, but why the hell does Superman become a magician here? Throwing a giant, disappearing 'S' at a bad guy, giving Lois Lane a kiss to erase her memory? It's all a bit silly and really doesn't fit with the first film's more epic tone.

The fact that Marlon Brando isn't in the movie at all doesn't help anything either.

Luckily, in 2006, the studio allowed Donner to put together a rough cut of the movie he would have made. With a lot of creative editing and use of screen tests and long lost footage of Brando, Donner was able to come as close as possible to his original idea for Superman II.

Before I first watched this edition in 2006, I hadn't seen Lester's version in quite some time and was hoping it would allow me to go into this new version as fresh as possible. Turns out that wasn't the case. The nostalgia i had for the original version was much stronger than I expected. It was definitely interesting to see how the sequel was originally conceived, but after it was over it just made me want to watch the theatrical version.

However, having recently watched the original film a few more times, and finally seeing Lester's part II for the first time in years, I found myself revisiting Donner's version. To my surprise i actually ended up preferring his cut, as I appreciated not only the continuity in tone to the first film, but the sense of awe and wonder as well.

That's all i have to say about that.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Toy Story 3

Yesterday marked the beginning of a major life choice i made. Throughout the day i went through a gauntlet of emotion.

First, I was nervous about following through with the choice. Once it was over, I was ecstatic, overjoyed. After i got home and it sank in, I became scared and a little depressed. I realized that the next year was going to be absolutely crucial in getting my life to where I want it to be, and it had all started with the decision i made that day.

Usually when I'm sad and/or depressed my go to pick me up are movies. Although not necessarily Comedies or dumb action flicks. I like to watch something with a little weight to it, to match the emotion I'm already feeling. For me it acts as a release emotionally, and I almost always feel better. And last night that movie for me was Toy Story 3.

It goes without saying that Pixar produces quality films. Since the beginning their films have had great strories, memorable characters and real heart. But it seems in the last few years, specifically with WALL-E, UP and now Toy Story 3 that Pixar have pushed themselves to raise the bar emotionally, and to not be afraid to let kids actually feel something instead of talking down to them.

I know it sounds like this is some deep depressing movie at this point, and of course, its not. It's simply a great film. It has all the humor one has come to expect not only from Pixar but from the franchise itself. I'm just surprised and amazed at how much I connected with this movie. There is a moment where Woody and the gang grab each others hand and face what is to come, but to face it together, as a family. It's a touching, frightening and beautifully put together moment. It made me realize how much i truly cared for these characters.

It's the ending though, that really pushes me to cry baby mode. I won't spoil anything if you have not seen it yet, but it truly is the perfect ending for the trilogy. It reminds Andy, and the viewer, why we love these characters in the first place, and it just makes me cry like a baby. A great big Man Baby.

Long story short, Toy Story 3 was exactly the movie I needed to watch to get me out of my slump, and it might even end up being my favorite movie of the year.

If you like good things, you will love this. WATCH IMMEDIATELY.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World

I really don't understand why this movie didn't do better. I've heard that some people were put off by the video game references and unrealistic fights. I don't know if thats true or not, but if it is then people are really, really stupid.

If you watch any trailer for Scott Pilgrim, it will show you exactly what you are getting when you watch the movie. Scott Pilgrim likes a girl, and in order to be with her he has to fight her 7 evil exes.

That is literally the entire movie in a nutshell, and it is an absolute joy to watch.

Edgar Wright and friends have created something so awesome, so funny, so epically incredible that i don't think there is a person out there who can't get even the smallest amount of enjoyment from it. If they can't, then they are Satan.

One of my particular favorite things about Pilgrim is Chris Evans. Besides the fact that I'm in love with him, he completely owns the film for every second he's on screen. His comedic timing is a thing of beauty and i really hopes he has the chance to do more comedy in the future, especially if its with Mr. Wright.

If you're one of the many people who did not see this movie, then i have judged you. After you have recovered from that ( you won't) then please do yourself a favor and watch it. It will literally make your life better.

Monday, November 8, 2010

I saw Due Date this weekend. So I think I'll talk about it a little bit.

I walked in to this movie with relatively high expectations. Downey has been a hot streak for a few years now and Galifianakis gives me a constant case of the giggles. Thankfully the movie was hilarious. However I was genuinely surprised at how dark and unlikable the characters were, and I mean that in the best way possible.

Robert Downey Jr. is a complete and utter asshole here. He does some truly despicable things to not only Galifianakis's character but to his deceased father, a 10 year old boy and Danny Mcbride in an truly amazing cameo. But of course he pulls it off. No matter how much you want to hate this guy, Downey keeps you on his side. It doesn't hurt that Him and Galifianakis have a couple of serious moments in the film where we really get to see a friendship evolve.

Another surprise here is Zach Galifianakis himself. He brings his usual oddball humor with great results, but he also a few emotional scenes with him dealing with the recent death of his father and Zach knocks it out of the park. I'm truly interested in seeing him do more dramatic roles. He has a great ability to make the crazy characters he plays seem real and not just over the top.

I have a feeling this movie might not be for everyone. Katy and I laughed the entire time, however we were often the only people in the theater laughing. Like I said, it goes to some dark places and Downey really is a prick, but i ate it all up and had a great time.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Hey!

I hate Nordstrom. So close to leaving. Want it to be sooner rather than later.

Miss Texas. Mostly Amber Carns.

Thats all.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

i havnt been updating this as much as i should be. oops.

saw iron man 2. i wont go into it since i know a lot of you will be seeing it soon. Enjoy, its worth it.

However, i did watch The Way of the Gun this week, which i have not seen in ages. A truly underseen flick from the writer of The Usual Suspects, in which Benicio Del Toro holds a gun way cooler than you can. That's really all you need to know.



I also watched The Bourne trilogy again. Truly one of the best and most consistent trilogies around. It's actually quite remarkable how well the story unfolds over all three films. Paul Greengrass really took this franchise and ran with it. The action and stakes are continuously raised not only from moment to moment, but movie to movie. Hell, Supremacy and Ultimatum together is practically one long, exhausting film. Granted, the stakes could never have been raised if the bar wasn't set with The Bourne Identity, directed by Doug Liman. Credit where credit is due. But I'll be honest, i just love Greengrass's Bourne more. He made Bourne feel more cold blooded while at the same time made him feel more human, which is where i really get hooked. Some of my favorite action heroes are the ones who seem human, not only physically but emotionally. The fact that Bourne spends almost the entire final act of Supremacy trying to make amends for his first assassination is something that i find truly amazing, especially in such a huge action franchise such as this one.

Ok, I'm done slobbing all over Matt Damon's knob, im gonna go watch Man vs wild.

Friday, May 7, 2010

upon second viewing.

Most of my week consisted of work and drinking. however, i was able to fit in Shoot 'Em Up and Cloverfield.

i had seen Shoot 'Em Up once before. unfortunately i watched it alone and sober.

needless to say i was a little disappointed. It was enjoyable enough, but i had really wanted to love it, as a few of my friends saw it in theaters with booze and an energetic crowd and said it was amazing.

So, for whatever reason, i felt it deserved a second chance. And on Cinco de Drinko, thats exactly what happened.

This movie is the definition of ridiculous. Gunfights during birth. Gunfights during sex. Gunfights during skydiving. Clive Owen liking carrots. Wonderful. Just wonderful.

There's really not much else to say. Have a beer, put this in, and your morning is set.


As i mentioned earlier i also watched Cloverfield, for the third time. I feel as though this flick has experienced a bit of a backlash since it came out. Maybe some people were expecting more, or just something different than what was presented.

I, however, love it. It scared the poop out of me when i saw it theaters. Granted, I'm easily scared ( I'm a tiny man ), but i love when a movie gets such a rise out of me. Hell, its the reason people see a movie like this right? To jump, scream and pucker your butt hole a bit. Just good old fashion fun!

Honestly though, their aren't many horror/thrillers nowadays that really make me squirm and scream in my seat. I really do love that feeling. The only movies that have ever really done that to me are Alien and The Thing.

Now Cloverfield is nowhere near the level of awesome that those films are, but it still has a lot going for it, including holding up after multiple viewings which i was truly surprised with.


I also have to add the marketing of this movie was just brilliant. The first trailer didnt even have a title, just the release date. J.J. Abrams and his Bad Robot team have a seriously huge set of balls.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Surprise winner

Last night, in a drunken double feature of Gladiator and Happy Gilmore, Adam Sandler kicked Russel Crowe's bigger and more muscular ass.

Now, of course Gladiator is awesome. Always has and always will be. That's all there is to it.

But for some reason, last night, it just didnt hit the spot for me. Before i put it in the player, i was originally trying to decide between this and Armageddon which i had just gotten on blu ray. Believe me, it was a tough choice. Usually Bruce Willis is the obvious answer, yet i told myself i wanted something with a little more weight and seriousness, so Gladiator it was.

I will never doubt Bruce Willis again.

Like i said earlier, Gladiator is a great movie. I didnt exactly hate watching it. I mean, how can you not get goosebumps during Maximus' " I will have vengeance" speech. I was just wasn't in the right mood.

I wanted to see shit blow up. I wanted the camera to move constantly. I wanted to see Steve Buscemi ride a nuclear weapon in deep space.

Of course i could have stopped Gladiator once i realized it wasnt what i needed, but i have a serious problem stopping a movie once i start it. I made this choice, and by god, im sticking to it.

When it was over, i knew i wanted something short and stupid, maybe even funny. Happy Gilmore it was.

And damnit, i just couldnt stop laughing. The Barker/Sandler fight is brilliant. The Carl Weathers death scene is ridiculous. The whole movie is just stupid.

Just what i needed.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

what i watched today ( or last night )

I like movies. I'm starting this so i can talk about movies, or awesome shows. Feel free to judge me, because i will judge you.

Last night i watched The Fugitive. This movie makes me want to watch Tommy Lee Jones 24/7. I dont care what it is, as long as he is in it. He even makes me excited about men in black 3 ( which is happening. ). Also, anyone able to steal the show away from harrison ford, especially then, is obviously 100% badass.

Anyway, i digress. The Fugitive was a crucial movie for me when i was young. It's one of the first i remember watching with the whole family, and one of the first to really feel like an event. I also remember thinking how awesome Harrison looks with a beard. but more than anything i remember how breathtaking it was. The pace, the action, the cat and mouse between Jones and Ford. so good. It even has two appearances by a young Jane Lynch and younger Julianne Moore, both of whom were originally scripted to be Ford's love interests. How awesome/weird would that have been?

Best of all though, its just as awesome now as it was then. I love Jones' speeches and one liners. I love watching Harrison in one of his best roles outside of Indiana Jones or Star Wars. I just plain love this movie.

The Fugitive came out in 1993, a year i consider epic in terms of the movies that made my brain fall out of my head. Jurassic Park, Mrs. Doubtfire, Groundhog Day, Tombstone, Last Action Hero, and of course Sly's one-two punch of Cliffhanger AND Demolition Man.

Obviously, with that line up, i had no choice. i had to watch movies.